"Loving You is Fun"

Well, it's definitely not love. It's not even the twitch in my stomach I still get when I think of the one that got away. But I get miffed when I'm not laid on a regular basis, and I'm climbing the walls. I still haven't hit on Hot Rod, but I've been talking to Cross, and that's something. He's leaving in 26 days, but it's nice to be told I've got a "killer rack."

Alright, here:

12:34 P.M.	To:Cross	Alright, so now I've got the message correctly attributed, I'm awfully curious about this dream.
12:37 P.M.	From:Cross	Oh, I believe that it suffices to say that it was very inappropriate, but very intriguing. Also, sort of strange. Considering I haven't seen you in awhile, and certainly not in that context.
12:39 P.M.	To:Cross	Oh, but *which* context? Alien spaceship? 1740s France? Disneyland? :P
12:42 P.M.	From:Cross	Oh, come now! I'm positive that you can deduce which context I'm alluding to.
12:44 P.M.	To:Cross	You're the one who admitted it's been a while. My IQ may have dropped a dozen points; I may not even understand what an allusion *is*, now.
12:45 P.M.	From:Cross	Well, if that's the case than a large portion of the reason for the dream seems to have "dropped." :P
12:48 P.M.	To:Cross	Maybe I misunderstand male psychology but I thought most of the reason I may appear in a man's dreams sits above my diaphragm.
12:50 P.M.	From:Cross	You're not the only lady I know with a "killer rack," as they say. But, I won't deny that fact were it in question. It certainly contributed to said dream.
12:53 P.M.	To:Cross	That's fantastic. I needed a really good laugh. "As they say..." Ha!
12:54 P.M. 12:58 P.M.	From:Cross	:) I wonder if  there's a way to force me to have the same dream again. TO THE INTERNET!
1:00 P.M.	To:Cross	Ha! Why would you want to do that? The only repeat dreams I've ever had were nightmares...
1:02 P.M.	From:Cross	Well if I could choose which dreams to repeat they most certainly wouldn't be nightmares. They'd be more like the cameo Kat appearance dream.
1:03 P.M.	To:Cross	Cameo? I only got a cameo? That's just unacceptable.
1:04 P.M.	From:Cross	Is it now? And what would be acceptable?
1:06 P.M.	To:Cross	A role that could suitably showcase my innumerable talents, of course.
1:07 P.M.	From:Cross	I see, I see. Well, which talents would you like showcased?
1:10 P.M.	To:Cross	Asked by the man who wouldn't go into detail about a dream in which I only had a cameo.
1:11 P.M.	From:Cross	Why do you want the detail so desperately?
1:12 P.M.	To:Cross	It's curiosity, not desperation. And a sense of fair trade.
1:13 P.M.	From:Cross	What's the trade that you propose?
1:15 P.M.	To:Cross	It's more like, why should I answer your question if you won't answer mine?
1:17 P.M.	From:Cross	I'd say its because the information that you're asking for is sexy, and thusly inappropriate in nature. Would you say that the talents that you wish to be showcased are also inappropriate in nature?
1:20 P.M.	To:Cross	I'll admit that I'm very seldom inappropriate, and don't tend to enjoy those times that I am.
1:21 P.M.	From:Cross	Oh shush, now you're just teasing.
1:22 P.M.	To:Cross	You really shouldn't be surprised. But if you insist.
1:23 P.M.	From:Cross	I shouldn't be? So you're usually a big tease, eh?
1:30 P.M.	To:Cross	You also told me to shush.
1:30 P.M. 1:32 P.M.	From:Cross	I suppose that's true. Back to the internet! Gotta try to recreate...
1:34 P.M.	To:Cross	Ha! And no, I'm not always a tease. But it's not so unusual as to be surprising.
1:36 P.M.	From:Cross	I actually prefer performance to teasing. But, that could just be me.
1:37 P.M.	To:Cross	Hey, you already got a free show!
1:38 P.M.	From:Cross	Ha! In my dreams.
1:41 P.M.	To:Cross	Isn't that how this conversation started?
1:42 P.M.	From:Cross	Indeed. The details? Involved dancing, stripping, seduction, et cetera.
1:44 P.M.	To:Cross	What's that make me, then? A cameo stripper? Also your dreams are way more exciting than mine.
1:45 P.M.	From:Cross	My dreams aren't usually that exciting. Which is part of the reason I mentioned it at all.
1:48 P.M.	To:Cross	And the other part?
1:49 P.M.	From:Cross	In my dream? You stripped for me. Does that make you a "stripper?" I'd say no.
1:50 P.M.	To:Cross	Why not?
1:51 P.M.	From:Cross	Stripping for one person doesn't make you any more a stripper than sleeping with one person makes you a slut.
1:53 P.M.	To:Cross	I'd argue that sluttiness is a factor of a certain attitude about sex (specifically that it's a commodity that can be bartered), rather than a number.
1:54 P.M.	From:Cross	Agreeable. Well phrased.
1:59 P.M.	To:Cross	As for the stripping, was I wearing one of those kitzschy outfits?
2:00 P.M.	From:Cross	Ha! No, I'm afraid not.
2:00 P.M.	To:Cross	What, then?
2:01 P.M.	From:Cross	It was a pretty standard blouse, skirt combo. Looked nice though.
2:05 P.M.	To:Cross	Ha! You sure you haven't seen me around town lately? I've been doing the office girl thing for a while. As dreams go, that's fairly realistic.
1:30 P.M.	From:Cross	Was it? Ha! That's... Good? News? lol

Yeah, that's what I do while I do laundry. 'Cos I'm badass.