Introduction

This is where I'm purging all the thoughts I've got about the asshole who just ended our three-year relationship with a phone call. A couple of points of clarification:

1. I was dumped 3/13/12. Our three-year anniversary would have been 3/19/12.
2. We had been long-distance almost from the start, four hours one way. We saw each other approx. every two weeks.
3. GGG is a term coined by Dan Savage. It stands for "Good, Giving, and Game" and is what we should all strive to be in a sexual relationship.
4. I'm not making a blog because I want him to read it. Actually, I'm putting these thoughts here because if they sit as unsent drafts in my inbox I worry I might actually send them.
5. I'm not making a blog because I want the world to read it. These are obviously directed at him, but I don't really care what strangers think. I just need to get it out, and a blog feels like a lot more of a release than just writing.

Edit 4/15/2012

Wow, that's rather bitchy. I'm popping back in here to explain a few things.
Arch - refers to the ex. As of now, we're getting along. I've mostly gotten over my crazy.
Soprana - good female friend. Dating Mundo, though I don't know if he'll ever come into things.
Pink - good female friend, with a string of men, most of whom start with B.
Turkic - the new guy? We've been seeing each other a week as of now, and I quite like him.

Edit 5/19/2012

All those letters refer to the same people, but Turkic is now also an ex (though I don't know we were ever really dating) and synonymous with "asshole."
Finn is the current friend with very nice benefits, but this might get complicated soon.
I'll keep you updated.

Edit 7/15/2012

Dear Couple is some good friends of mine, a married grad couple. Called Dear Husband and Dear Wife seperately.
As of today, I'm sleeping with both Finn and Cross.

Edit 9/10/2012

That's not (exactly) how it sounds. Basically I had a summer full of sex -- with Turkic, Finn, Cross, Hardy, whatever -- and then got over myself. I'm seeing a new guy for a few weeks now, Hot Rod, and I think it's pretty serious. I'm on good terms with all of the exes, yes even the ones I called asshole, and I wake up most days with a smile on my face.