Sunday, June 17, 2012

If I Die


  1. Cremated, not buried. 
  2. Memorial service, though, of some sort. I think that'd be nice.
  3. Invite everybody who knows me - most of the Stouties, and the roommates, and Soprana & Pink, obvs, since they're my best friends. All of my coworkers, and Arch & his family, if they want, but you can leave out men who've just slept with me but don't really know me. 
  4. Lots of food - lots and lots of good food. And liquor, and loud music. Ya'll had better dance. Make a cardboard cutout of me and dance with it. Draw a mustache on me, and laugh. 
  5. Get on with your lives, and do good.

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